 Beet The Beetis 2 - Beet The Beetis Original - Pictures - Videos - Forum - Store  Hi. I'm Wilford Brimley. My diabeetis testin' supplies can help you live a better life. Diabeetis is a very serious disease. People with diabeetis must constantly monitor their blood sugar level, as their bodies cannot efficiently regulate this by themselves. That's were my diabeetis testing supplies come in. If you qualify for Medicare, you may be eligible to have diabeetis testin' supplies shipped direct to your door. That way, you don't have to get dressed, get in your car, drive all the way to the store, wait in line and deal with people. If there's anything I hate more than high blood sugar, it's dealing with other people. Liberty Medical can help you live a better life. update - 2/11/08 - Well, them crazy kids finally finished that dern game. You can find it in the usual spot. I recommend y'all play it on the easy setting so you can see the ending! There's a nice hip t-shirt just for the game, too. update - 9/27/07 - Looks like I'm 73, now. All thanks to Liberty. Since the most I've ever gotten for my birthday was a switch to the rear, and I don't much care for crowds of people, I figured you all could buy a Diabeetis.com shirt off our store to help spread the word of this great site! Be sure to check out the new game and my only birthday present: Beet the Beetis 2! Make sure you submit your high score, too. It ain't completely finished yet, but we're givin' you the first look. Them kids gotta finish a few things before it goes public. update - 5/31/07 - Well there's some more shirts and what-not over at the Diabeetis.com Store. Cafepress makes it almost as easy as Liberty. There's also a new Diabeetis forum for you kids. update - 2/3/07 - It's been a long time since I hooked up my type-writin' deal and made and update to this interweb. Turns out a bunch'a hooligans took over my forum and posted a bunch of nonsensical crap that had nothin to do with me, my testin supplies, nor cock fightin'. Nothing makes me angry like a bunch of kids screwin up my stuff. So I erased the all the posts and started from scratch. The next spammer to cross my path is gunna get a nice dose of insulin-induced Wilford rage, my hand to God. In other news, some of the derned kids that helped me put up this interweb are workin' on a new game for you to screw around with, so keep your eyes open. update - 9/28/06 - So I turned 72 years old on Wednesday. Thanks for not remembering. Truth be told, I don't feel a day over 71. That said, it's come to my attention that some kids over at some other website I won't even bother mentioning have decided to declare war on old Wilford. They're intendin' on gettin' their cruddy, Wilford-bashin' website mentioned on the Colbert Report. Now, as someone who has appeared on the Colbert Report many times, let me just say that Stephen is a decent, honest journalist with no interest in a website peddlin' that kind'a Wilford-hatin' crap. So just give it up. And stay off my lawn. Oh, and Stephen, let's show these kids. How 'bout you give ole Wilford's Diabeetis.com a shout-out, instead of those annoying kids. Diabeetis.com Copyright ©2008 Cory Beyers. This site is not affiliated with Wilford Brimley, Liberty Medical, PolyMedica Corporation, PepsiCo (the manufacturer or Quaker Oats products), Ewoks, or the National Cockfighting Association in any way and is a work of parody. Reasonable requests for the removal of content will be considered and should be sent immediately to wilford@diabeetis.com. |
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